![]() I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you When the officer wants to arrest you stand in front of him and press use button (enter) and your wanted bar will disappear. The bar disappears, you get the achievement.Ģ) You can put on the officer's uniform, bar disappear, you get the achievement.Īttract officer's attention and select money. Then either hide or kill everyone and wait till the wanted bar disappears.ġ) You can surrender and get arrested. Shoot police officers and max out your wanted bar. This achievement can be done along with "I don't need virgins for this". Press the suicide button (press K) and then fire. The dog will play fetch with you.įind a crowd (3+ people). Just unzip in front of women until they start to laugh (some will run away or start to shoot you, tho).ĭecapitate somebody and kick a head next to a dog. select a cat in your inventory and press use (enter). Pick up a cat my simply walking to it (hopefully it won't run away) or find catnip and drop next to some cats. They'll notice it soon enough, will pick it up, eat it and then. Drop a doughnut behind their backs and pee on it. Tame him by either playing fetch with somebody's head or just drop a dog treat.įind a place where police officers are patrolling around. When he was about to leave he is ambushed by Mike J and other zombies and then he is taken to the Junkyard.Just pee on somebody's face until they start to puke.įind a Bass Sniffer (a radar) and use it.įind a dog. He finally escapes by breaking stained glass and goes through Cemetery. ![]() He notices that main doors are barricaded so he must find another way. Without any choice Postal Dude must escape from Church along with killing zombies in the way. But at this moment a group of zombies break into the Church and zombify almost entire RWS staff including Vince. He appreciates his help and tells him the secret of curing Champ. This crashes entire computer system and when PU CEO notices that his computer stopped working he proceeds to kill Postal Dude for destroying his company.Īfter completing his tasks Postal Dude returns to Church to meet with Vince. After passing through various offices, Postal Dude finds company's Main Computer so he decides to destroy it too. If he shoots, kicks or pisses on one computer all employees will pull out their weapons and start attacking him. Inside he'll find computers protected by Game Devs. Postal Dude heads to the PU Games headquarters to destroy all computers and make the PU Games disappear from video game market. Wreck The Competitor - Vince tells Postal Dude that there's another video game company in Paradise that competes with them.Dude has two options: he can either bring Yeeland all weapons or he can fight with him and his guards and deliver game manually by putting game cartridges into empty arcade games. But he will accept this game if Dude brinds him weapons for arms smuggling. Inside he will tell Yeeland the ownerof the arcade about new video game that Vince Desi has released but Yeeland will reject it because he can't accept such a violet video game. Deliver Motherboards - To deliver brand new game, Postal Dude heads to Yeeland's Funland arcade.When he finally gets one roll of toilet paper his theft was detected by special detector and Lawmen immediately invade The Wipe House to arrest Postal Dude. ![]() In Employees Only section, Dude must go through offices and storages and fight with armed guards. The Postal Dude can either pay for the toilet paper in order to get an achievement or go behind the cash desk through Employees Only area to steal it, saving a ton money. Unfortunately the prices are ridiculously high and every time Dude has enough money the price will immediatley rise. Get Toilet Paper - Vince tells Dude that VD Church is running out of toilet paper, so he goes to The Wipe House to purchase roll of toilet paper.After that Vince promises Dude to treat Champ but first he must do some things for him and gives him another map fragment and new errands. Vince explains that zombies from the Cemetery are the cause of the noise and then welcomes him in Church of VD Clan. He asks him if he slept well but Dude complains about noise. Wreck The Competitor - Head to the PU Games office building and destroy all computers inside.Īfter Postal Dude woke up he is greeted by Vince.Deliver Motherboards - Head to the Yeeland's Funland to deliver brand new game to the arcade.Get Toilet Paper - Head to The Wipe House and get one roll of Toilet Paper.Tuesday is the second playable day in Paradise Lost. Tuesday's tasks and map in Paradise Lost.
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